No Weenies Allowed Doormat

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Step onto something that speaks your sense of humor and keeps dirt at bay. This coir doormat announces the vibe before the door even opens — bold lettering framed by playful floral accents, all on durable, natural coconut fiber. It scrapes shoes clean, breathes easily outdoors, and stays put with a textured black vinyl backing. Weather-friendly and grounded in simple, tactile materials, it fits porches where personality matters and guests arrive with a smile (or raised eyebrow). Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts, it’s a straightforward, low-maintenance addition to everyday entryways that leans into warmth and wit.

Product features
- Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and natural durability
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place
- One standard size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
- Designed primarily for outdoor use — breathable and weather-tolerant
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.

Product care & materials

How do I care for my jewelry?

Most of our jewelry is handcrafted with copper and natural crystals or gemstones. To keep your piece looking its best, avoid wearing it while swimming, showering, exercising, or using household cleaners. Try to keep perfumes, lotions, hairspray, and other chemicals away from the jewelry.

Copper naturally develops a patina over time, which is a normal part of the metal’s character. If you prefer a brighter finish, gently polish the copper with a soft jewelry polishing cloth.

Natural crystals and gemstones should be handled gently. Wipe them with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth rather than soaking them or using harsh jewelry cleaners, as some stones are porous or sensitive to moisture and chemicals.

When not being worn, store your jewelry in a cool, dry place, preferably in a pouch or separate compartment to help prevent scratching, tangling, and tarnishing.

What if I don't know my ring size?

If you’re unsure of your ring size, the easiest option is to measure a ring you already own that fits comfortably or use a ring-sizing tool.

You can also wrap a thin strip of paper or non-stretch string around the base of your finger, mark where the ends meet, and measure the length in millimeters. Compare that measurement to a US ring size chart.

For the most accurate fit, measure your finger at the end of the day when your hands are at their normal size, and avoid measuring when your hands are very cold or swollen.

If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend choosing the larger size for a more comfortable fit.

What materials do your pieces use?

Our pieces are handcrafted using a mix of copper, wood, macramé cord, resin or epoxy, K9 glass beads, natural gemstones, and crystals.

Because many of these materials are natural or handmade, slight variations in color, grain, pattern, shape, and texture are normal. These differences are part of what makes each piece unique.