The Milk Your Dad Went To Get Mug

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A simple white ceramic mug with a cheeky, hand-drawn black illustration of a milk carton reading “THE MILK YOUR DAD WENT TO GET.” It brings a dry, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor to morning coffee or late-night tea. The compact 11oz size feels personal—an everyday companion that slips easily into a routine, strikes up a grin, and sparks conversation. The rounded C-handle and smooth ceramic surface make it comfortable to hold and easy to clean. This is for someone who likes subtle, offbeat humor and low-key design that still makes a statement in the kitchen or at the desk.

Product features
- 11 oz white ceramic construction
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Comfortable rounded C-handle
- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product care & materials

How do I care for my jewelry?

Most of our jewelry is handcrafted with copper and natural crystals or gemstones. To keep your piece looking its best, avoid wearing it while swimming, showering, exercising, or using household cleaners. Try to keep perfumes, lotions, hairspray, and other chemicals away from the jewelry.

Copper naturally develops a patina over time, which is a normal part of the metal’s character. If you prefer a brighter finish, gently polish the copper with a soft jewelry polishing cloth.

Natural crystals and gemstones should be handled gently. Wipe them with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth rather than soaking them or using harsh jewelry cleaners, as some stones are porous or sensitive to moisture and chemicals.

When not being worn, store your jewelry in a cool, dry place, preferably in a pouch or separate compartment to help prevent scratching, tangling, and tarnishing.

What if I don't know my ring size?

If you’re unsure of your ring size, the easiest option is to measure a ring you already own that fits comfortably or use a ring-sizing tool.

You can also wrap a thin strip of paper or non-stretch string around the base of your finger, mark where the ends meet, and measure the length in millimeters. Compare that measurement to a US ring size chart.

For the most accurate fit, measure your finger at the end of the day when your hands are at their normal size, and avoid measuring when your hands are very cold or swollen.

If you’re between sizes, we generally recommend choosing the larger size for a more comfortable fit.

What materials do your pieces use?

Our pieces are handcrafted using a mix of copper, wood, macramé cord, resin or epoxy, K9 glass beads, natural gemstones, and crystals.

Because many of these materials are natural or handmade, slight variations in color, grain, pattern, shape, and texture are normal. These differences are part of what makes each piece unique.