{"product_id":"not-enough-sage-velveteen-plush-blanket-tarot-inspired-cozy-throw-for-witchy-home-decor","title":"Sage Tarot Card Sherpa Blanket","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            50.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            40.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            80.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Wrap yourself in a blanket that feels like a secret shared between midnight rituals and mellow Sunday mornings. This velveteen throw carries a vivid, tarot-inspired illustration—skeletal hands cradling a bouquet of sage and lavender beneath a banner that reads “Not Enough Sage For This Shit.” The colors are rich and jewel-toned, printed on one side in high detail, so the image pops against the soft, black border. It’s plush against the skin, weighty enough to curl up under while journaling, sipping tea after a long day, or adding a moody layer to a reading nook. Wear it over your shoulders during plant care or burn-safety chats, drape it across an altar space, or slide it across a couch for a witchy, lived-in vibe. Honest, slightly irreverent, and quietly comforting—made for folks who love ritual, color, and a touch of dark humor in their cozy moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex options for soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g\/m²) with extra-soft velveteen texture\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, single-side print with vibrant, jewel-toned colors\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51752440135997,"sku":"53233726244981874451","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51752440168765,"sku":"11362327876981411409","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51752440201533,"sku":"14109514999585935656","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/4461\/2669\/files\/12369225421988509605_2048.jpg?v=1779778708","url":"https:\/\/southernearthandether.com\/products\/not-enough-sage-velveteen-plush-blanket-tarot-inspired-cozy-throw-for-witchy-home-decor","provider":"Southern Earth and Ether","version":"1.0","type":"link"}